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Laurence J. Peter
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Laurence J. Peter
Age: 70 †
Born: 1919
Born: September 16
Died: 1990
Died: January 12
Psychologist
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Vancouver
British Columbia
Laurence Johnston Peter
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If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
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America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
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. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.
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Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.
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Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
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I inherited my ability from both parents my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.
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