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One: Don't play leapfrog with elephants. Two: Don't pet a tiger unless his tail is wagging. Three: Never, ever, mess with the Ladies Auxiliary. -Mayberry Rules for a Long, Happy Life

Lauren Myracle

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Lauren Myracle
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: May 15
Comics Writer
Novelist
Writer
Brevard
North Carolina
Tigers
Happy
Elephants
Three
Tails
Two
Ladies
Leapfrog
Ever
Pet
Auxiliary
Play
Mess
Wagging
Long
Rules
Tiger
Never
Tail
Life
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I think that ties in with issues of identity as well - that sometimes there are parts of us we want to hide, and then there's other times we say, You know what? Nope. Done hiding that part.
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I didn't like being alone. Being alone was slightly better than having to deal with people, that's all. Or so I'd convinced myself.
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Suck it up. This is the life you chose for yourself, so buck up and deal.
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You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!
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We are all flawed, my dear. Every one of us. And believe me, we've all made mistakes. You've just got to take a good hard look at yourself, change what needs to be changed, and move one, pet.
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You shоuld eat а waffle! Yоu саn't bе sad іf уоu eat а waffle!
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Knowledge was more powerful than fear. Love was stronger than hate.
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I was just teasing, I say. I myself don't like to eat plain butter, but hey, it's a free world.
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Even so, I was proud of myself for taking action at all. I didn't hide or run away or pretend the ugliness didn't happen. I stood up and said something that was true. I said it out loud, and by doing so, I was standing up for lots of people, not just me.
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And they all have pretty chilrden, And the children go to school, And the children to go summer camp, And then to the university, Where they are put in bozes And they come out all the same. - Malvina Reynolds
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It's unfair how the kids who are starving for attention tended to be so annoying that people had no inclination to give it to them.
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I'm sorry, he said again, and this time he took those words and owned them.
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But you have to live in the present. You have to take the old and make it new -- that's my point.
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Yes, that man acted ugly, she told us in plain English. But throwing more ugliness back at him ain't the answer.
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We all mess up. It's what we learn from our mistakes that matters.
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Is he a sophomore? Lydia says. Please tell me he's in our grade. I don't know, I say. But weren't you there when he came to the office? Peyton says. The secretary didn't get out her bullhorn and announce what grade he's in. She just took him to meet Headmaster Perkins.
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Hey. What is it that famous person said? 'It'll all work out in the end, and if it doesn't, that means it's not the end yet'?
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Some people do want to stand on the rooftop and scream out their story. Others are cowering in the corner, or sitting with a blank face in class, and not knowing how to tell their story.
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Kids are smart. Knowledge is power. Let them figure things out. Don't turn into that grown-up who they won't come to.
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If she did see, I hoped she' be amazed. Amazed and thankful, because without even asking, she'd received a genuine autograph from a genuine girl from Atlanta. Not just any girl, but a girl who was, frankly, a pretty big deal. A girl who was me.
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