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You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

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Lauren Myracle
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: May 15
Comics Writer
Novelist
Writer
Brevard
North Carolina
Waffles
Sadness
Funny
Waffle

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You shоuld eat а waffle! Yоu саn't bе sad іf уоu eat а waffle!
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I didn't like being alone. Being alone was slightly better than having to deal with people, that's all. Or so I'd convinced myself.
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