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Manipulating situations is one thing, but lying is another. My theory (especially with girls) is that if you don't lie, you can't be held responsible for anything bad that goes down.
Lauren Barnholdt
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Lauren Barnholdt
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: January 1
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