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The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor.

Laurell K. Hamilton

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Laurell K. Hamilton
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 19
Novelist
Writer
Heber Springs
Arkansas
Laurell Kaye Hamilton
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Federal
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who is the love of my life? Maybe I don't have one. Maybe it's not love at all. But if it's not love, then what is it? I wish I knew.
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We aren't the good guys, Anita. We're the necessary guys. -Edward
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I wondered if I had offended him. I wondered if I cared.
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Be nice, be nice, until it's time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
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Assuming the worst was always safer. And usually truer.
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When you apologize, try not to smile at the same time. It ruins the effect
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