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The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor.

Laurell K. Hamilton

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Laurell K. Hamilton
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 19
Novelist
Writer
Heber Springs
Arkansas
Laurell Kaye Hamilton
Never
Federal
Humor
Known
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Government

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I try to be a good cop. I try to be a good little soldier and follow orders up to a point. But in the end I’m not really a cop, or a soldier. I am a legally sanctioned murderer. I am the Executioner.
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So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in a fleshy Cracker Jack box.
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I always treated writing as a profession, never as a hobby. If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will.
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Richard was a riddle with no answer, and I was tired of playing a game I couldn't win.
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Everyone wants to grow up to be a faerie princess. Trust me, It's overrated
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Just what I needed—a necromancer with an attitude. Oh, wait, I was a necromancer with an attitude.
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Out last chance is a cat's magic sight. We are doomed.
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But if anything will turn me off, it's a very practiced approach, as if the man has done it a thousand times before, to a lot of different women. Which always seems to imply that I am no different from all the rest. Not flattering.
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If you think love makes you happy, you've either never been in love, or never been in love long enough to have to start compromising.
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If you fear nothing, then you are not brave. You are merely too foolish to be afraid.
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Nill illigitamus carborundum
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Every religion has demons.... Nothing like a real, live demon to give you some of that old-time religion.
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He didn't look the least bit tired. A morning person, even after no sleep at all. It was disgusting.
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Sometimes love makes you selfish. Sometimes it makes you stupid. Sometimes it reminds you why you love your gun.
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Never throw stones if you think they're going to come back and hit you.
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More sex. We must have more sex.
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When sex is necessary for the plot of a book, or a character development, then I don't shy away from it. Why should I?
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I know the universe has a sense of irony, and sometimes you get reminded just how sadistic that can be.
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Zerbrowski said, Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try. It took me a second to realize that he had just quoted Star Wars to me. It made me smile, and in that moment I loved him, just for that.
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I wasn't like most girls.
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