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The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor.

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Laurell K. Hamilton
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 19
Novelist
Writer
Heber Springs
Arkansas
Laurell Kaye Hamilton
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Federal
Humor
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Government

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A woman will forget that a man is male, if they are good enough friends, but men rarely forget that a woman is feminine.
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His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing.
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Out last chance is a cat's magic sight. We are doomed.
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Anita can speak for herself, Richard said. Jean-Claude's attention flicked back to me. That is certainly true. But I came to see how the two of you enjoyed the play. And pigs fly, I said. You don't believe me? Not hardly, I said.
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I like conventions. I like meeting and greeting. I'm perched on that edge where I'm getting more attention than I quite know what to do with, though.
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He doesn’t pretend,” the punk pixie said. He nodded toward Doyle. “Nice rings. You got anything else pierced?” “Yes,” Doyle said. The boy smiled, making the rings in the edge of his nose and his bottom lip curl cheerfully with it. “Me too,” he said.
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For me the Anita series is built like a mystery series, which means that as much as possible each book stands alone, so you have a mystery to solve from the beginning to the end of the book.
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Richard was a riddle with no answer, and I was tired of playing a game I couldn't win.
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If the only tool you have is a hammer, all your problems begin to look like nails. - Abraham Maslow
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I'm not sure there are enough white roses in the world to make me forget Richard. I held up my hand before she could interrupt. But I'm not sure there are enough cozy afternoons in all eternity to make me forget Jean-Claude.
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So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in a fleshy Cracker Jack box.
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Every religion has demons.... Nothing like a real, live demon to give you some of that old-time religion.
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Always having to have the last word is a bad trait. Pisses people off.
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You should hit him in the face with frying pans more often, Said Rhys he seems to like it
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Better to assume the worst and be wrong than assume the best and be wrong.
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They say there is no light without dark, no good without evil, no male without female, no right without wrong. That nothing can exist if it's direct opposite does not also exist.
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Without hope, love dies and parts of you wither.
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I always treated writing as a profession, never as a hobby. If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will.
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It always amazes me how many women like dangerous men. Men who almost from the moment you meet them, you know are bad news. Me, I prefer my men kinder, gentler, nice. Niceness is highly underrated by most people.
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Nill illigitamus carborundum
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