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The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor.

Laurell K. Hamilton

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Laurell K. Hamilton
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 19
Novelist
Writer
Heber Springs
Arkansas
Laurell Kaye Hamilton
Federal
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Known
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Government
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But if anything will turn me off, it's a very practiced approach, as if the man has done it a thousand times before, to a lot of different women. Which always seems to imply that I am no different from all the rest. Not flattering.
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I tried to picture a young, insecure Edward and couldn't, but it was nice to know that once he'd been a boy. Sometimes it felt like Edward had sprung full grown from the head of some violent deity,like a vicious version of Athena.
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Silk didn't care if it slid over scars or smooth, untouched skin. I'd earned my right to be paranoid.
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What do you do when you know you are breaking someone's heart, but to do anything else would break your own?
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Nothing is certain, ma petite, not even death. - Jean-Claude
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You're up to something, I said. He turned, eyes wide, long fingers pressed to his heart. Moi? Yeah, you.
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Be nice, be nice, until it's time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
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I like conventions. I like meeting and greeting. I'm perched on that edge where I'm getting more attention than I quite know what to do with, though.
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I wasn't afraid of him anymore, because I could smell his fear. You never had to be afraid of anything that was afraid of you.
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Because everything worth having hurts.
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Hatred is a cold fire, and it gives no warmth.
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Larry had brought me blue jeans, a red polo shirt, jogging socks, my white Nikes, an extra cross from my suitcase, the silver knives, the Firestar complete with inner pants holster, and the Browning and its shoulder holster. He'd forgotten a bra, but hey, except for that it was perfect.
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I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?
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His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing.
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It would be nice if you’d stop almost killing me because you don’t want to screw other peo­ple.
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It was an hour before dawn. When all the Whos down in Whoville were asnooze in their beds without care. Sorry, wrong book. If I get to stay awake until dawn, I get just a tad slaphappy.
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One serial killer sends me a human head in a box, and I get all spooked Go figure.
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murder takes presedence over watching my boyfriend strip -ID, Anita to Nathaniel
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My characters surprise me constantly. My characters are like my friends - I can give them advice, but they don't have to take it. If your characters are real, then they surprise you, just like real people
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He was twenty. I remembered twenty. I'd known everything at twenty. It took me another year to realize I knew nothing. I was still hoping to learn something before I hit thirty, but I wasn't holding my breath.
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