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The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor.

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Laurell K. Hamilton
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 19
Novelist
Writer
Heber Springs
Arkansas
Laurell Kaye Hamilton
Federal
Humor
Known
Sense
Government
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Is death such a high price to pay, when you will die anyway?
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I enjoy my anger, it’s the only hobby I have.
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I'd been willing to kill for the people I loved for a very long time now I had to start living for them.
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Women may get to wear lots of pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter
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One of my favorite things about hanging out with the monsters is the healing. Straight humans seemed to get killed on me a lot. Monsters survived. Let's hear it for the monsters.
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Can you truly love anyone if you do not first love yourself? If you hate yourself, can you love anyone else? If you do not accept all of who you are, can you accept anyone else? Hard questions. It remains to be seen whether I get any answers, hard, or otherwise.
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You did not bring down two of the royal guard in an unceremonious heap because the woman in the middle tripped.
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I will go to my grave seeing the look on your face at the last. Keep it up and you'll go sooner than later.
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It all adds up never discount your efforts, because small efforts build big things. One word doesn't make a novel, but one word does begin a novel, and from that small beginning everything else follows. Even if it's just 'The', write something on that blank page.
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I worry that when you start quoting Machiavelli to justify your actions, you have ceased to be one of the good guys. No, quoting Nietzsche does that. Machiavelli is just cool.
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...you don't need ghosts to be haunted. Memory does that just fine without any supernatural help at all.
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Richard was a riddle with no answer, and I was tired of playing a game I couldn't win.
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I know you can throw holy water on the vampire, but I didn't know you could throw the host. (Sheriff St. John) I had to smile. They aren't like little holy grenades. I want the host to give to the Quinlans so they can put one at every windowsill, every doorsill. (Anita Blake)
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That kiss was really nice you know before you...bit me, but it was still nice.
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What is love? Sometimes it's just letting yourself be who and what you are, and letting the person you're supposed to love be who and what he is too. Or maybe what and who they are.
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I should not have to flirt with someone while I'm trying to threaten someone else with a gun it was too hard to do both.
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A vampire victim. I'd never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips once a vamp tasted them, he couldn't stop at just one.
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Somehow I think Trophy Wives wear more makeup and less cutlery. But hey, I haven't ever met a Trophy Wife, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs.
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Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it
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No name-calling truly bites deep unless, in some dark part of us, we believe it. If we are confident enough then it is just noise.
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