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The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor.

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Laurell K. Hamilton
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 19
Novelist
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Heber Springs
Arkansas
Laurell Kaye Hamilton
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Men don't settle down because of the right woman. They settle down because they are finally ready for it. Whatever woman they're dating when they get ready is the one they settle down with, not necessarily the best one or the prettiest, just the one who happened to be on hand when the time got to be right. Unromantic, but still true.
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Readers respond to every genre intensely, if it's a genre that appeals to them. Again, who can say why anyone enjoys horror and dark fantasy? If I can't answer the question for myself, I wouldn't dream of trying to answer it for others
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He had this old southern idea of what a lady should be. A lady should not carry a gun and spend most of her time covered in blood and corpses. I had two words for that attitude. Yeah, those are the words.
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Anyone who doesn't believe that the forest is a deadly place has never been lost in one.
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One of my rules is never explain. A writer is a lot like a magician, if you explain how the trick works then a lot of the magic turns mundane.
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Besides I'm a sucker for a pair of pretty eyes.
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There are wounds that never show on the body that are deeper and more hurtful than anything that bleeds.
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Hatred is a cold fire, and it gives no warmth.
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A certain type of man, when he loves for the first time, his love is not really love, it is possession. Possessions don't have rights or feelings they are something to owned and controlled. He had spent more than a year trying to do just that, and failing.
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That kiss was really nice you know before you...bit me, but it was still nice.
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If it works out, it's the best thing in the world. If it doesn't work out, it's like having your heart torn out and chopped up into little pieces while you watch. It leaves a big hollow space that never really heals.
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Morals aren't just for when it's easy, Anita. They aren't morals if you throw them aside every time it's convenient.
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There was a time when you would have taken my heart with stake or gun. Now you have taken it with these delicate hands and the scent of your body. - Jean-Claude
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I`m not a morning person.
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To know another's heart, you must first know your own.
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My boyfriends are all more romantic than I am, and so are my lovers.
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I started off like everyone else does, slogging but having a compulsion to put words on paper. I didn't write or read horror or fantasy, other than children's fantasy, until I was in my teens
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Oh, no, a leopard blew up and plastered itself all over everything, but hey, animal print was in this year.
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I'd been willing to kill for the people I loved for a very long time now I had to start living for them.
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some choices you make with your heart some with your head but when in doubt choose head over heart.... it will keep you alive. -merry gentry
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