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The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor.

Laurell K. Hamilton

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Laurell K. Hamilton
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 19
Novelist
Writer
Heber Springs
Arkansas
Laurell Kaye Hamilton
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Federal
Humor
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Government

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I’d learned a long time ago that you can’t prove a negative. You can prove that you did something, but it’s the devil to prove you didn’t do something.
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I so wanted out of this conversation, but it was like a car accident: Once you started spinning, you could only wait and see what you hit.
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I wasn't like most girls.
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Marry Gentry Swallowing Darkness (Laurell K. Hamilton):Pick any fairy tale that’s based on older stories, and the heroine of the piece has a miserable, dangerous, nightmarish time of it.
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Anyone who doesn't believe that the forest is a deadly place has never been lost in one.
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I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.
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Larry is back in town...The wedding is set for October. Tammy is threatening to have me in the wedding. Some friends they are.
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I'm very judgmental person. It's one of my faults.
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Sometimes good and evil aren't so much opposites as two sides of a coin. You toss it one way and it looks good, another way and it's evil, sometimes it just depends on which end of the gun you're on.
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The second you stop questioning yourself is the second that you become the monster. -Merry
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I know that look, Blake. You are a drowning woman, and the only way out is down the aisle.
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One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.
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My characters surprise me constantly. My characters are like my friends - I can give them advice, but they don't have to take it. If your characters are real, then they surprise you, just like real people
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being physically intimidating didn't keep you from getting your feelings hurt. Everyone's heart is the same size.
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Children make that big a difference to you? He asked. I nodded. Yeah, they do. I never figured you as the maternal type. I'm not, but kids are people, Edward, little people trapped by the choices the adults around them make.
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We were U.S. Marshals. We hunted and killed the monsters. We did not run from them
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He's not going to shoot us in the back by accident, is he? Deputy Coltrain asked. I smiled, not sweetly. He promised not to.
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It has been my experience that women tell more intimate details to their friends than men do. Men may brag more, but women will talk the nitty-gritty and share the experience more.
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Tell that to the BTK killer,” I said. “He was a churchgoer, raised two kids, married, and resisted the urge to kill for decades. He was a person, but he was a monster, too
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Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.
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