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A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.
Laurell K. Hamilton
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Laurell K. Hamilton
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 19
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Heber Springs
Arkansas
Laurell Kaye Hamilton
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