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Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

Laurell K. Hamilton

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Laurell K. Hamilton
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 19
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Heber Springs
Arkansas
Laurell Kaye Hamilton
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Five
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Blake
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being physically intimidating didn't keep you from getting your feelings hurt. Everyone's heart is the same size.
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You can't save everybody. In fact, there are days when I think you can't save anyone. Each person has to save himself first, then you can move in and help. I have found this philosophy does not work during a gun battle, or a knife fight either. Outside of that it works just fine.
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The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor.
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Most hatred is based on fear, one way or another.
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Just what I needed—a necromancer with an attitude. Oh, wait, I was a necromancer with an attitude.
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We were U.S. Marshals. We hunted and killed the monsters. We did not run from them
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I wasn't like most girls.
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Somehow I think Trophy Wives wear more makeup and less cutlery. But hey, I haven't ever met a Trophy Wife, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs.
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Why is everything always my decision? I asked. Because you will not tolerate anything else. Oh, I remembered now. Great, I whispered. - Anita to Jean-Claude
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I enjoy my anger, it’s the only hobby I have.
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I know who and what I am. I am the Executioner, and I don't date vampires. I kill them.
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There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.
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I didn't want to pick at Micah and me until we unraveled. I wanted to leave it alone and enjoy it. I just didn't know how to do that.
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They be crazier than we are.
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Death is the last intimate thing we ever do.
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Once upon a time wasn't as long ago as it used to be.
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I have lived for over three hundred years. In that time, the ideal of beauty has changed many times. Large breasts, small, thin, curved, tall, short, they have all been the height of beauty at one time or another. But in all that time, ma petite, I have never desired anyone the way I desire you. - Jean-Claude
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When I was younger, I'd wanted someone to promise me that things would work out and nothing bad would ever happen again. But I understood now that that was a child's wish. No one could promise that. No one. The grown-ups could try, but they couldn't promise, not and mean it.
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What do you do when you know you are breaking someone's heart, but to do anything else would break your own?
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Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
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