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Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

Laurell K. Hamilton

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Laurell K. Hamilton
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 19
Novelist
Writer
Heber Springs
Arkansas
Laurell Kaye Hamilton
Woman
Anything
Blake
Breasts
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Boys
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Goddess” he said. Her voice floated to us. Yes, Child.” Will I see you again?” Just her voice now, young and old at the same time. “In the face of every woman you meet
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Oh, ma petite, you are growing gargantuan. I looked at him and it was not a friendly look. Never tease a woman about her weight, Jean-Claude. At least not an American twentieth-century one. He Spread his hands wide. My deepest apologies. When you apologize, try not to smile at the same time. It ruins the effect.
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Assuming the worst was always safer. And usually truer.
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...you don't need ghosts to be haunted. Memory does that just fine without any supernatural help at all.
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Graves are for the living, not the dead. It gives us something to concentrate on instead of the fact that our loved one is rotting under the ground.
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I try not to worry about rewriting books that worked well the first time. I'm too busy writing new books to worry about things that are already in print
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It makes me nervous when you keep answering all my questions with 'I don't know.' Me, too, I said.
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When you dance with the devil, it might as well be a devil who can give you your own corner of hell to rule.
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It means black kitten, I said with my pulse almost even again. Ares studied me. And you're ok with them calling you their black kitten? They're wererats, Ares, I said. He frowned at me. They're not calling me their little black rat. Think it through.
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Personally, I think neutral is just another way of saving your own ass at the expense of someone else's.
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Every religion has demons.... Nothing like a real, live demon to give you some of that old-time religion.
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No, death hadn't changed [Willie] much. But just in case, I avoided looking directly into his eyes. It was standard policy for dealing with vampires. He was a slime bucket, but now he was an undead slime bucket.
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Children make that big a difference to you? He asked. I nodded. Yeah, they do. I never figured you as the maternal type. I'm not, but kids are people, Edward, little people trapped by the choices the adults around them make.
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Different isn't evil, it's just different.
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I wasn't like most girls.
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Since you won't give me your names I'll call you Thing One and Thing Two.
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Confidence is a fine trait. Over-confidence isn't.
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If you fear nothing, then you are not brave. You are merely too foolish to be afraid.
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I like conventions. I like meeting and greeting. I'm perched on that edge where I'm getting more attention than I quite know what to do with, though.
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