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Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

Laurell K. Hamilton

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Laurell K. Hamilton
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 19
Novelist
Writer
Heber Springs
Arkansas
Laurell Kaye Hamilton
Woman
Anything
Blake
Breasts
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Boys
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Human lives are too short to waste in trivialities.
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You look wonderful, Jason said. No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie. Then by all means take it off.
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It always amazes me how many women like dangerous men. Men who almost from the moment you meet them, you know are bad news. Me, I prefer my men kinder, gentler, nice. Niceness is highly underrated by most people.
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Is death such a high price to pay, when you will die anyway?
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You should hit him in the face with frying pans more often, Said Rhys he seems to like it
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If your life works, and you work in it, then it’s okay, whatever is happening is okay.
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I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.
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A vampire victim. I'd never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips once a vamp tasted them, he couldn't stop at just one.
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You lie like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth, Edward. He smiled. I don't lie to you. Really, I said. The smile became a grin. Okay, not most of the time, anymore. His face sobered. I'm not lying now.
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Graves are for the living, not the dead. It gives us something to concentrate on instead of the fact that our loved one is rotting under the ground.
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The ratman froze, staring at me. Why are you laughing? His voice held just a hint of unease. Good. I was hoping that the vampires would come for me soon and save me. You've got to admit that's funny.
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The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor.
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There are wounds that never show on the body that are deeper and more hurtful than anything that bleeds.
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We aren't the good guys, Anita. We're the necessary guys. -Edward
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I am the Executioner. Murder someone in my town, and I’m the one that you get to see. Once.
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Jason patted me on the back. “Tomorrow night we'll take you out chasing deer.” “I thought you'd chase cars,” I said. He grinned. “What fun is that? Cars don't bleed.
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some choices you make with your heart some with your head but when in doubt choose head over heart.... it will keep you alive. -merry gentry
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I’d learned a long time ago that you can’t prove a negative. You can prove that you did something, but it’s the devil to prove you didn’t do something.
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I didn't want to pick at Micah and me until we unraveled. I wanted to leave it alone and enjoy it. I just didn't know how to do that.
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Sometimes it's not the optimist you need, but another pessimist to walk beside you.
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