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Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

Laurell K. Hamilton

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Laurell K. Hamilton
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 19
Novelist
Writer
Heber Springs
Arkansas
Laurell Kaye Hamilton
Five
Woman
Anything
Blake
Breasts
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Boys

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Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't.
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who is the love of my life? Maybe I don't have one. Maybe it's not love at all. But if it's not love, then what is it? I wish I knew.
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Most hatred is based on fear, one way or another.
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Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?
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Just what I needed—a necromancer with an attitude. Oh, wait, I was a necromancer with an attitude.
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We're making a list. And checking it twice. Edward shook his head.
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Oh, no, a leopard blew up and plastered itself all over everything, but hey, animal print was in this year.
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Larry had brought me blue jeans, a red polo shirt, jogging socks, my white Nikes, an extra cross from my suitcase, the silver knives, the Firestar complete with inner pants holster, and the Browning and its shoulder holster. He'd forgotten a bra, but hey, except for that it was perfect.
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Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.
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All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good.
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I'm not afraid of heights, but the idea of falling from them, well, that I'm afraid of.
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Once upon a time wasn't as long ago as it used to be.
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My characters surprise me constantly. My characters are like my friends - I can give them advice, but they don't have to take it. If your characters are real, then they surprise you, just like real people
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There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.
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If you're open to it, New Orleans will teach you about yourself, but if you want to hide from who you really are, the city will help you do that, too.
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I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?
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I talk to myself everyone once in a while. Give myself very good advice. Sometimes I even take it.
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I told her why we are here. I told you wouldn't hurt Jack. The coffin? I smiled. I couldn't help it. He was a 'jack in a box.
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I wondered if I had offended him. I wondered if I cared.
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