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I should not have to flirt with someone while I'm trying to threaten someone else with a gun it was too hard to do both.

Laurell K. Hamilton

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Laurell K. Hamilton
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 19
Novelist
Writer
Heber Springs
Arkansas
Laurell Kaye Hamilton
Flirt
Flirting
Threaten
Gun
Else
Someone
Hard
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