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It would be nice if you’d stop almost killing me because you don’t want to screw other peo­ple.

Laurell K. Hamilton

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Laurell K. Hamilton
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 19
Novelist
Writer
Heber Springs
Arkansas
Laurell Kaye Hamilton
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Screw
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