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Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

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Laurell K. Hamilton
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 19
Novelist
Writer
Heber Springs
Arkansas
Laurell Kaye Hamilton
Always
Never
Canned
Sarcasm
Fresh
Please
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