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If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.
Laura Schlessinger
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Laura Schlessinger
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: January 16
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Laura Catherine Schlessinger
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You can't marry boys and expect them to be men - and you can't massage them into being men.
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A lot of what children go through is because you adults don't carry the burden yourself.
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Behavior is a symptom. If you look at it like a problem, you're just going to make a judgment. If you look at like a symptom, you can do something about it.
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You have the power. You are the magic wand.
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We can be negative and cynical or we can be charged and hot wored to find a way through it, over it, around it under it.
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Oh, well, there's a difference between privacy and secrecy.
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Too many people make the past their identity and spend the rest of their lives accumulating sympathy for their past pain.
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Don't worry so much about your self-esteem. Worry more about your character. Integrity is its own reward.
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Never do anything that you aren't prepared to face the true consequences of.
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Learning to endure, transform by perspective or action, and be grateful is the fast lane to a good life. That's right. Having great luck and fortune is not the conduit to a loving and enjoyable life gratitude is.
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Self-esteem must be earned! When you dare to dream, dare to follow that dream, dare to suffer through the pain, sacrifice, self-doubts, and friction from the world, you will genuinely impress yourself.
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Marriage is not just about love and living together. It's much more complicated, especially when you are going to be making a family.
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That's your life. Get used to it. Don't get mad at me- you married him.
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There are probably more internet hate sites about me than Charles Manson.
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I'm kind of a jock. I sail, I ride a bike, I hike, I pump iron. I just love to be active.
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Men are very easy to get along with- they just want to come home to something pleasant.
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Promises made out of ignorance should not be kept.
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In the history of humanity, women have never been as oppressed as they are right now. Men can make babies with us and then walk away.
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It's not the worst thing in the world to look different from everyone else.
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People with integrity do what they say they are going to do. Others have excuses.
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