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If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.
Laura Schlessinger
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Laura Schlessinger
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: January 16
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Laura Catherine Schlessinger
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I pretty much preach, teach and nag.
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People who have their own issues often don't stand back and look at the big picture- they're too busy orchestrating their own issues.
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Don't talk over me, don't argue with me, just listen.
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When you're the victim of the behavior, it's black and white when you're the perpetrator, there are a million shades of gray.
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Psychology doesn't like to talk about evil. It likes to talk about bad childhoods. But I very much believe that some people are evil and motivation is not necessary for evil.
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Guys behave like they're naive, but they're not stupid. They know what's going on.
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When you're around people, act like you like them.
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Self-esteem must be earned! When you dare to dream, dare to follow that dream, dare to suffer through the pain, sacrifice, self-doubts, and friction from the world, you will genuinely impress yourself.
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In the history of humanity, women have never been as oppressed as they are right now. Men can make babies with us and then walk away.
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Marriage is not just about love and living together. It's much more complicated, especially when you are going to be making a family.
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I'm quite amused by the attempt to excuse not trying harder, by claiming that perfect is not possible it may not be, but striving toward it as an ideal is! It is in the act of 'striving' that we demonstrate character, courage, and conscience.
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There's no point in arguing with me- in my mind, I'm always right.
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Men are very easy- You treat them well, and they behave right. You don't treat them well, and they don't behave right.
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There's no point feeling angry at a drunk.
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I know I'm right, and I know you're wrong.
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Some women are like elephants. I don't mean size, I mean they never forget.
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Children are not a right, they are a privileged obligation.
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Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own.
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Boys are slobs... One reason is that mothers let them get away with it. Mothers are notorious for spoiling male children.
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Every man knows- you criticize a woman - that's it for sex for the next year.
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