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If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.

Laura Schlessinger

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Laura Schlessinger
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: January 16
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Brooklyn
New York
Laura Catherine Schlessinger
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Every man knows- you criticize a woman - that's it for sex for the next year.
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When you're the victim of the behavior, it's black and white when you're the perpetrator, there are a million shades of gray.
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Did you hear what I said? It was very profound.
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There's no point in arguing with me- in my mind, I'm always right.
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Listen carefully, because I don't repeat myself - and if I do, I get testy.
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You've touched people and known it. You've touched people and never may know it. Either way, you have something to give. It is in giving to one another that each of our lives becomes meaningful.
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There are probably more internet hate sites about me than Charles Manson.
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There is no unconditional love in the universe.
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A lot of what children go through is because you adults don't carry the burden yourself.
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