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If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.

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Laura Schlessinger
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: January 16
Journalist
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Brooklyn
New York
Laura Catherine Schlessinger
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If you think positively instead of negatively, you'll behave better and you'll feel better.
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I know I'm right, and I know you're wrong.
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There's no battered woman alive who didn't know in advance that the man was bad.
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You can rescue a woman from a dragon - because you can go slay the dragon - but you can't rescue a woman from herself.
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As women go, so goes civilization.
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Frankly, too many women treat their husbands as accessories instead of priorities.
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Isn't it nice to know that you can put a worm on your hook and get a fish all charged up?
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Behavior is a symptom. If you look at it like a problem, you're just going to make a judgment. If you look at like a symptom, you can do something about it.
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For a long time, I was a career woman and that was it.
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You don't go by your feelings. You do what is right.
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There's no point in arguing with me- in my mind, I'm always right.
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There are probably more internet hate sites about me than Charles Manson.
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