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Larry Wall
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Larry Wall
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: September 27
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Larry Arnold Wall
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Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.
Larry Wall
We don't have enough parallel universes to allow all uses of all junction types - in the absence of quantum computing the combinatorics are not in our favor.
Larry Wall
Guilty as charged. Perl is happily ugly, and happily derivative.
Larry Wall
Over the long term, symbiosis is more useful than parasitism. More fun, too. Ask any mitochondria.
Larry Wall
It's certainly easy to calculate the average attendance for Perl conferences.
Larry Wall
For the sake of argument I'll ignore all your fighting words.
Larry Wall
Being famous has its benefits, but fame isn't one of them.
Larry Wall
The whole intent of Perl 5's module system was to encourage the growth of Perl culture rather than the Perl core.
Larry Wall
Let's say the docs present a simplified view of reality.
Larry Wall
Would you trust the linguistic intuitions of someone who has been studying Latin or Greek for three days?
Larry Wall
Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.
Larry Wall
Well, hey, let's just make everything into a closure, and then we'll have our general garbage collector, installed by 'use less memory'.
Larry Wall
If you write something wrong enough, I'll be glad to make up a new witticism just for you.
Larry Wall
As someone pointed out, you could have an attribute that says 'optimize the heck out of this routine', and your definition of heck would be a parameter to the optimizer.
Larry Wall
A lazy person will try to always find some way to do something they'll always be looking for ways of doing something faster, more efficiently, and if you really want to control the world, that's a really sort of hubristic notion - excessive pride, the thing that Zeus zaps you for having.
Larry Wall
I'm reminded of the day my daughter came in, looked over my shoulder at some Perl 4 code, and said, 'What is that, swearing?
Larry Wall
I view the JVM as just another architecture that Perl ought to be ported to. (That, and the Underwood typewriter...)
Larry Wall
So please don't think I have a 'down' on the MVS people. I'm just pulling off their arms to beat other people over the head with.
Larry Wall
If you're a large corporation, you can afford to pay the money to register patents, but if you're an individual like me, you can't.
Larry Wall
I'm sorry, but you just made me lose my sense of humor, which is deeply regrettable.
Larry Wall