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I disagree with a lot of things, but hey, what a person does is between them and their maker. I can disagree with somebody, and I can still be friends with them.

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Larry the Cable Guy
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 17
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I'm defending free speech pretty much all over the place because you still have freedom of speech.
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