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I enjoy hunting, but if I had my choice to go deer hunting or bass fishing, I'd take bass fishing any day of the week. I enjoy both of them, but yeah, I'm a very outdoorsy guy.

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Larry the Cable Guy
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: February 17
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