Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.
Larry David
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Director
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Sheepshead Bay
Brooklyn
Lawrence Gene David
Lawrence Gene Larry David
the greatest man alive
Sometimes
Bodily
Functions
Rely
Function
Sex
More quotes by Larry David
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
Larry David
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
Larry David
And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
Larry David
There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!
Larry David
It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.
Larry David
I think Michael Moore is a hero. I love him.
Larry David
I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.
Larry David
Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.
Larry David
I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
Larry David
Women love a self-confident bald man.
Larry David
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
Larry David
When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
Larry David
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
Larry David
Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.
Larry David
It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.
Larry David
I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
Larry David
I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.
Larry David
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
Larry David
Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.
Larry David
Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.
Larry David
