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Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.
Larry David
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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
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Sheepshead Bay
Brooklyn
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I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
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You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare.
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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
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I'd much rather be on stage talking to a couple of retards for twenty bucks than sitting at my desk thinking up jokes for...well let's say a few dollars more.
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I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.
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When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
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If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
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I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
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Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
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I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.
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Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.
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I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
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Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.
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I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.
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Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
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Let's not forget, I got divorced.
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