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Larry David
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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
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Brooklyn
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I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.
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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
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Perhaps I have a wider range than I'd given myself credit for.
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