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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Sheepshead Bay
Brooklyn
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If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.
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Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
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Perhaps I have a wider range than I'd given myself credit for.
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When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
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You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare.
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I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
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I think Michael Moore is a hero. I love him.
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Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.
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Golf and dating don't mix.
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I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
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Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it.
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Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
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I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
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It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.
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