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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Film Producer
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Television Actor
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Sheepshead Bay
Brooklyn
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In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
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Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
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Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it.
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.
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Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.
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I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.
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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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I think Michael Moore is a hero. I love him.
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I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
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Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
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I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
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I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
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I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.
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I once stopped to pick up a girl, and then there was this creepy-looking guy standing behind the bushes waiting to jump out and get in, too. So I just quickly drove away.
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And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
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