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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
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Sheepshead Bay
Brooklyn
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
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I'd much rather be on stage talking to a couple of retards for twenty bucks than sitting at my desk thinking up jokes for...well let's say a few dollars more.
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The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
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Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
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Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
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I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
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I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.
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I just feed off the energy of the audience.
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I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.
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I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
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I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
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Obviously comedic styles do change.
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My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time.
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I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
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When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
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I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
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