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Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
Larry David
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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
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When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
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Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.
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Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
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There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!
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