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I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
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I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.
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Women love a self-confident bald man.
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Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.
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I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
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I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
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The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.
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You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare.
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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.
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I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.
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I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
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Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.
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Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
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I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.
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