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I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
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If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
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Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.
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I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
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A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.
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I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.
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Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me.
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I just feed off the energy of the audience.
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Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.
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My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time.
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I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
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All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.
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I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.
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There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!
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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.
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I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.
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Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.
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Obviously comedic styles do change.
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I think Michael Moore is a hero. I love him.
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