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Larry David
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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
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Sheepshead Bay
Brooklyn
Lawrence Gene David
Lawrence Gene Larry David
the greatest man alive
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I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
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And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
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Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.
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I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
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My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time.
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Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
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Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.
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