Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare.
Larry David
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Director
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Sheepshead Bay
Brooklyn
Lawrence Gene David
Lawrence Gene Larry David
the greatest man alive
Every
Intense
Life
Potential
Fraught
Problems
Horrific
Situation
Encounter
Social
Dread
Problem
Encounters
Anything
Nightmare
Many
Barriers
More quotes by Larry David
I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
Larry David
I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.
Larry David
I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
Larry David
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
Larry David
Women love a self-confident bald man.
Larry David
I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
Larry David
You write about what you know.
Larry David
Golf and dating don't mix.
Larry David
In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
Larry David
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
Larry David
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
Larry David
And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
Larry David
I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
Larry David
I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.
Larry David
I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.
Larry David
When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
Larry David
I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.
Larry David
All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.
Larry David
Let's not forget, I got divorced.
Larry David
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
Larry David
