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You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.
Larry David
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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
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Sheepshead Bay
Brooklyn
Lawrence Gene David
Lawrence Gene Larry David
the greatest man alive
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Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.
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I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
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I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.
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I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
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If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?
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I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.
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I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.
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I think Michael Moore is a hero. I love him.
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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
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It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
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I'd much rather be on stage talking to a couple of retards for twenty bucks than sitting at my desk thinking up jokes for...well let's say a few dollars more.
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