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You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.
Larry David
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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
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Sheepshead Bay
Brooklyn
Lawrence Gene David
Lawrence Gene Larry David
the greatest man alive
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When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
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Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it.
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I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
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I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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Golf and dating don't mix.
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Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me.
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I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
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I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.
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And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
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Let's not forget, I got divorced.
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My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
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Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.
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I'd much rather be on stage talking to a couple of retards for twenty bucks than sitting at my desk thinking up jokes for...well let's say a few dollars more.
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If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
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Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
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I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
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I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.
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