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Perhaps I have a wider range than I'd given myself credit for.
Larry David
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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
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Sheepshead Bay
Brooklyn
Lawrence Gene David
Lawrence Gene Larry David
the greatest man alive
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All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.
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Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.
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Obviously comedic styles do change.
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Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.
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I just feed off the energy of the audience.
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When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
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If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
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I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.
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It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.
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I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
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I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.
Larry David
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
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I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.
Larry David
My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
Larry David
I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.
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