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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
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Sheepshead Bay
Brooklyn
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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
Larry David
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
Larry David
I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
Larry David
I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
Larry David
I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.
Larry David
Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
Larry David
Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.
Larry David
All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.
Larry David
I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.
Larry David
I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
Larry David
I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
Larry David
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.
Larry David
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
Larry David
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
Larry David
Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me.
Larry David
You write about what you know.
Larry David
I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
Larry David
I once stopped to pick up a girl, and then there was this creepy-looking guy standing behind the bushes waiting to jump out and get in, too. So I just quickly drove away.
Larry David
There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!
Larry David