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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
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Sheepshead Bay
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A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.
Larry David
When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
Larry David
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
Larry David
I once stopped to pick up a girl, and then there was this creepy-looking guy standing behind the bushes waiting to jump out and get in, too. So I just quickly drove away.
Larry David
I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
Larry David
I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.
Larry David
I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
Larry David
Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.
Larry David
I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
Larry David
Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
Larry David
And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
Larry David
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
Larry David
Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it.
Larry David
I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
Larry David
You write about what you know.
Larry David
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
Larry David
Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.
Larry David
The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.
Larry David
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
Larry David
Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.
Larry David