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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
Actor
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The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.
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Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
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Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.
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I think Michael Moore is a hero. I love him.
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A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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Women love a self-confident bald man.
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Golf and dating don't mix.
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Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.
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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
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I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.
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I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
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I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
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You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.
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Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.
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I'd much rather be on stage talking to a couple of retards for twenty bucks than sitting at my desk thinking up jokes for...well let's say a few dollars more.
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