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I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
Larry David
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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
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If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
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Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.
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Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
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Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
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A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.
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I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
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I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
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I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
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Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
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I just feed off the energy of the audience.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.
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I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
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I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.
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I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.
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I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.
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Women love a self-confident bald man.
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Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
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My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time.
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I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
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