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I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
Larry David
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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
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Sheepshead Bay
Brooklyn
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You write about what you know.
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Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.
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I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.
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Golf and dating don't mix.
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I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
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I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.
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I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
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Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.
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Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.
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My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time.
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Women love a self-confident bald man.
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it.
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Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
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I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.
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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
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All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.
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And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
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My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
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Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.
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