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I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
Larry David
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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
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Women love a self-confident bald man.
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In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
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Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.
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I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.
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I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
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The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
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I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.
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I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.
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You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare.
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Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me.
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I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.
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You write about what you know.
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
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I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
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Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.
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I think Michael Moore is a hero. I love him.
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Let's not forget, I got divorced.
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Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
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