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Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me.
Larry David
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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
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Sheepshead Bay
Brooklyn
Lawrence Gene David
Lawrence Gene Larry David
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