Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.
Larry David
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Director
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Sheepshead Bay
Brooklyn
Lawrence Gene David
Lawrence Gene Larry David
the greatest man alive
Even
Names
Fantasies
Make
Moving
Foreign
Life
Happens
Fantasy
Change
Coming
Back
Hair
Come
Name
Country
Full
Sometimes
Head
More quotes by Larry David
I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.
Larry David
I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.
Larry David
I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.
Larry David
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
Larry David
I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
Larry David
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
Larry David
I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
Larry David
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.
Larry David
I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.
Larry David
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
Larry David
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
Larry David
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
Larry David
Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it.
Larry David
A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.
Larry David
I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
Larry David
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
Larry David
Perhaps I have a wider range than I'd given myself credit for.
Larry David
It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.
Larry David
I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
Larry David
Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.
Larry David
