Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
Larry David
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Director
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Sheepshead Bay
Brooklyn
Lawrence Gene David
Lawrence Gene Larry David
the greatest man alive
Doesn
Trying
Things
Humiliating
Men
Involve
Pants
Suffer
Suffering
Woman
More quotes by Larry David
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
Larry David
Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.
Larry David
Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.
Larry David
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
Larry David
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
Larry David
I once stopped to pick up a girl, and then there was this creepy-looking guy standing behind the bushes waiting to jump out and get in, too. So I just quickly drove away.
Larry David
I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
Larry David
Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.
Larry David
Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.
Larry David
My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
Larry David
I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
Larry David
I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.
Larry David
I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
Larry David
Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.
Larry David
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
Larry David
I think Michael Moore is a hero. I love him.
Larry David
Golf and dating don't mix.
Larry David
In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
Larry David
My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time.
Larry David
The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.
Larry David
