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Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
Larry David
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Larry David
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: July 2
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.
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