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Easy there, Smurfette.

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Larissa Ione
Age: 42
Born: 1982
Born: August 12
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Oregon
United States
Sydney Croft
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Lu-cy...you have some s'plainin' to do. ~Gem
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Either one of you kill him, or I will.” Shade, Wraith and Kynan raised their hands to volunteer. How special. Brotherly love ran like syrup in the room.
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Wraith held up his hands. Chill, Gramps. I don't want to sit on your knee or anything.
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UG staff is patching up wargs, and all surviving Guardians are tied up, Wraith said, But they could probably use some medical attention. Especially the one dipshit with the idiotic Mohawk. He lost a lot of blood. Because you ate him, Sin said wryly. Wraith blinked with exaggerated innocence. Fighting makes me hungry.
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I'm giving you a free shot at my blood and you're playing hard to get? What kind of vampire are you? When Wraith just stood there, Kynan rolled his eyes. Oh, come on. My blood's eighty proof. You want it. You know you do.
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His instincts should have warned him sooner than they had, but thanks to his agimortus, he'd been hobbled like a brood mare waiting to be mounted by a randy stallion
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I didn't see any furry little James Bonds.
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Oompa-Loompa Land?” He shook his head. “No way. Orange people give me the creeps. I don’t even like fake tans. I’d never be their king.
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I don’t care what you are, Gem. I want you. I love you.
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...and horror of horrors, he realized that he was experiencing some sort of a crush. He needed to kill something.
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Hurry, she breathed. Man, talk about pressure. He was supposed to get it up while demon hordes were trying to kill him, and Satan himself was knocking at the door.
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She narrowed her eyes and concentrated on his mouth. Name. He wanted her name. She had to think about it for a second before she remembered. Great. She must have hit her head. Which, duh, explained the headache.
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Okay, boys.” Pestilence's grating voice rang out. “Kill the human and the mutt, and let's get this Apocalypse started!
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He wouldn’t take anything from her ever again. But from this point on, he’d give her whatever she wanted. Which was easy, because what she wanted right now was an orgasm.
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You're no angel. You're Fallen. You just haven't had the decency to lose your wings. [Reaver]
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Still amazes me that people spend more time researching a new vehicle than they do the religion they entrust their souls to.
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All I ever had before you was nightmares. But now I dream. Because of you.
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I'll bet you could make a woman throw out all her toys
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Reseph tried to convince one of my vamps to slip an aphrodisiac into my drink. Ares is quite fond of the orc-weed, Vulgrim called out from the kitchen, and yeah, there was a set of chains in the dungeon with his name on them. Limos scowled. What did your demon say? Nothing, Ares muttered.
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I swear, I’ve never met any demon as annoying as you are.” “You haven’t met my youngest brother.
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