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Larissa Ione
Age: 42
Born: 1982
Born: August 12
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Oregon
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Either one of you kill him, or I will.” Shade, Wraith and Kynan raised their hands to volunteer. How special. Brotherly love ran like syrup in the room.
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Oompa-Loompa Land?” He shook his head. “No way. Orange people give me the creeps. I don’t even like fake tans. I’d never be their king.
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You're no angel. You're Fallen. You just haven't had the decency to lose your wings. [Reaver]
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When you can't be sure of anything else in this crapped- on world, you have to be sure of yourself.
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You volunteering to play Big Gulp? ~Wraith
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I wonder what disgusts you more, the fact that I’m a demon, or the fact that when I touch you, it doesn’t matter.
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Yep, ouch. He and apologies didn’t get along.
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In fact, the males very rarely take permanent mates.' His skin was so tan. 'Why not?' 'Because we tend to kill the females.' Ah, well, okay. That wasn't cool.
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You can't truly hate someone you've loved. You can only hurt.
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Reseph tried to convince one of my vamps to slip an aphrodisiac into my drink. Ares is quite fond of the orc-weed, Vulgrim called out from the kitchen, and yeah, there was a set of chains in the dungeon with his name on them. Limos scowled. What did your demon say? Nothing, Ares muttered.
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Harvester might have a halo, but dear, sweet Lord, she was no angel in the sack. Awesome.
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I'm giving you a free shot at my blood and you're playing hard to get? What kind of vampire are you? When Wraith just stood there, Kynan rolled his eyes. Oh, come on. My blood's eighty proof. You want it. You know you do.
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Wraith held up his hands. Chill, Gramps. I don't want to sit on your knee or anything.
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Sorry, I happen to be into women, so Thanatos doesn't do it for me. But it's probably fair to say that if I were gay, I'd do him.
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The present was better. Much, much better. Humans had coffee now. And gelato.
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There's no sense drawing attention to yourself, Li. Hellooooo. I'm aHorseman of the Apocalypse, and I'm betrothed to the most infamous, most powerful demon in existence. I couldn't draw more attention to myself i I wore Lady Gaga's meat dress to a PETA convention.
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I love you. Never forget that. Never forget...me.
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