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Easy there, Smurfette.

Larissa Ione

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Larissa Ione
Age: 42
Born: 1982
Born: August 12
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Oregon
United States
Sydney Croft
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I'm giving you a free shot at my blood and you're playing hard to get? What kind of vampire are you? When Wraith just stood there, Kynan rolled his eyes. Oh, come on. My blood's eighty proof. You want it. You know you do.
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The pretty nurse had just injected her with something that totally rocked, and if she wanted to think about boinking a bronzed, tattooed, impossibly handsome doctor who was so far out of her league she need a telescope to see him, then screw it. Screw him. Over and over.
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I could say I think coulds are pretty, and you'd say they're only pretty to demons.
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His voice was low and rough … “What about you? Do you like bad boys?” “There’s definitely appeal,” she breathed. “Good,” He bent and clipped her earlobe with his teeth … “Because they don’t come badder than me.
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Hurry, she breathed. Man, talk about pressure. He was supposed to get it up while demon hordes were trying to kill him, and Satan himself was knocking at the door.
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They wanted it because they've got some sort of darkness in them. And maybe because they like pain. Because pain turns them on. Well, maybe it turns me on, too, she said quietly. In fact, I know it does, because loving you hurts. And yet, I still come back for more.
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Reseph tried to convince one of my vamps to slip an aphrodisiac into my drink. Ares is quite fond of the orc-weed, Vulgrim called out from the kitchen, and yeah, there was a set of chains in the dungeon with his name on them. Limos scowled. What did your demon say? Nothing, Ares muttered.
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Harvester might have a halo, but dear, sweet Lord, she was no angel in the sack. Awesome.
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The present was better. Much, much better. Humans had coffee now. And gelato.
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I don’t care what you are, Gem. I want you. I love you.
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Yep, ouch. He and apologies didn’t get along.
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I feel like I’m finally whole. I’m five thousand years old,” he rasped. “But the day you found me in the woods, that’s when my life started.
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She turned to him, her cheeks burning red. “What is this? Vampire porn?” “Yep.” “Oh, and this is a good one. Muffy the Vampire Layer.
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Still amazes me that people spend more time researching a new vehicle than they do the religion they entrust their souls to.
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...and horror of horrors, he realized that he was experiencing some sort of a crush. He needed to kill something.
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Oompa-Loompa Land?” He shook his head. “No way. Orange people give me the creeps. I don’t even like fake tans. I’d never be their king.
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I wonder what disgusts you more, the fact that I’m a demon, or the fact that when I touch you, it doesn’t matter.
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His instincts should have warned him sooner than they had, but thanks to his agimortus, he'd been hobbled like a brood mare waiting to be mounted by a randy stallion
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leave it to him to get messed up with deaths little girl
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Wraith held up his hands. Chill, Gramps. I don't want to sit on your knee or anything.
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