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Sorry, I happen to be into women, so Thanatos doesn't do it for me. But it's probably fair to say that if I were gay, I'd do him.

Larissa Ione

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Larissa Ione
Age: 42
Born: 1982
Born: August 12
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Oregon
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Sydney Croft
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I don’t care what you are, Gem. I want you. I love you.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuck. Kynan scrubbed his face. I could use a double shot of whiskey right now. I'm sure Flicka keeps hard liquor behind the bar. Flicka? I don't want to say her name. So you're calling her horse names? Ky coked a dark eyebrow. I can't wait to see how she reacts to Mr. Ed.
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What are you talking about, Sin? You don't want anyone to own you... Or your heart?' She laughed bitterly, and entered the Harrowgate. 'I don't have a heart for anyone to take.
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I don't try Sin. I do. Remember that.
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His voice was low and rough … “What about you? Do you like bad boys?” “There’s definitely appeal,” she breathed. “Good,” He bent and clipped her earlobe with his teeth … “Because they don’t come badder than me.
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Okay, boys.” Pestilence's grating voice rang out. “Kill the human and the mutt, and let's get this Apocalypse started!
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I feel like I’m finally whole. I’m five thousand years old,” he rasped. “But the day you found me in the woods, that’s when my life started.
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Easy there, Smurfette.
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Lore? Tell me what Sin said about you being tortured wasn't true,' He didn't look at her as he moved toward the bathroom. 'It wasn't true.' 'You're lying.' 'You told me to.
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No. It was because it was the first time I made love to anyone. You can call me a liar or anything else, but do not doubt me on this. And I swear to you that you were the first, and you will be the last. ~Wraith
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Now, con said grimly, I go to kill a werewolf and claim my woman. ~Con
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Reseph tried to convince one of my vamps to slip an aphrodisiac into my drink. Ares is quite fond of the orc-weed, Vulgrim called out from the kitchen, and yeah, there was a set of chains in the dungeon with his name on them. Limos scowled. What did your demon say? Nothing, Ares muttered.
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Wraith held up his hands. Chill, Gramps. I don't want to sit on your knee or anything.
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I love you. Never forget that. Never forget...me.
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UG staff is patching up wargs, and all surviving Guardians are tied up, Wraith said, But they could probably use some medical attention. Especially the one dipshit with the idiotic Mohawk. He lost a lot of blood. Because you ate him, Sin said wryly. Wraith blinked with exaggerated innocence. Fighting makes me hungry.
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