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I feel like I'm the luckiest person alive. I'm always waiting for that phone call: 'Hello. We've just realized you're really a no-talent hillbilly. We've made a horrible mistake and we'd like you to leave now.

Lance Burton

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Lance Burton
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: March 10
Illusionist
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Columbia
Kentucky
William Lance Burton
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