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Living is a pretty grim joke, but a joke just the same.
L. Ron Hubbard
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L. Ron Hubbard
Age: 74 †
Born: 1911
Born: January 1
Died: 1986
Died: January 1
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Lafayette Ronald Hubbard
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Who said the road doesn’t have bumps? It can still be traveled.
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Men who know are secure. Men who don't know believe in luck.
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Getting married is an adventure. Because when you're getting married, you're doing something you don't know anything about. Did you ever think of that?
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True greatness merely refuses to change in the face of bad actions against one—and a truly great person loves his fellows because he understands them.
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When reading a book, be very certain that you never go past a word you do not fully understand. The only reason a person gives up a study or becomes confused or unable to learn is because he or she has gone past a word that was not understood.
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If attacked on some vulnerable point by anyone or anything or any organization, always find or manufacture enough threat against them to cause them to sue for peace.
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A workman is not just a workman. A laborer is not just a laborer. An office worker is not just an office worker. They are living, breathing, important pillars on which the entire structure of our civilization is erected. They are not cogs in a mighty machine. They are the machine itself.
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