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People need good lies. There are too many bad ones.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Kurt Vonnegut
Age: 84 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 11
Died: 2007
Died: April 14
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I paraphrase Aristotle: If you want to be comical, write about people to whom the audience can feel superior if you want to be tragical, write about at least one person to whom the audience is bound to feel inferior, and no fair having human problems solved by dumb luck or heavenly intervention.
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To whom it may concern: It is springtime. It is late afternoon.
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Educate yourself, welcome life's messiness, read Chekhov, avoid becoming an architect at all costs.
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I didn't know then what a sperm was, and so wouldn't understand his answer for several years. My boy, he said, you are descended from a long line of determined, resourceful, microscopic tadpoles-- champions every one.
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What is my definition of jazz? Safe sex of the highest order.
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I never asked to be born in the first place.
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My ancestors came over from Germany about the time of the Civil War and one of them lost a leg and went back to Germany.
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When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda crackers into meat in there. Can your dad do that?
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My god-life! who can understand eve one little minute of it? 'don't try' he said 'just pretend you understand.
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My ancestors were Freethinkers - and that's what I am, except we're called secular humanists now.
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His response was to fight it with the only weapons at hand—passive resistance and open displays of contempt.
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The complicated futility of ignorance.
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I hope that my ideas attract a lively dialogue, even if my sentences are simple. Simple sentences have always served me well. And I don't use semicolons. It's hard to read anyway, especially for high school kids. Also, I avoid irony, too. I don't like people saying one thing and meaning the other.
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I myself grew up when radio was very important. I'd come home from school and turn on the radio. There were funny comedians and wonderful music, and there were plays. I used to pass time with radio.
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Belief is nearly the whole of the universe whether based on truth or not.
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Pay no attention to Caesar. Caesar doesn't have the slightest idea what's really going on.
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Everything of mine which has been filmed so far has been one character short, and that character is me.
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Armistice Day has become Veterans' Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans' Day is not.
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I am eternally grateful for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
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I think it can be tremendously refreshing if a creator of literature has something on his mind other than the history of literature so far. Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak.
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