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How embarrassing it is to be human.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Kurt Vonnegut
Age: 84 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 11
Died: 2007
Died: April 14
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I learned how to make jokes because I wanted to give people as much fun as they did, and I guess I did, too.
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I don't reveal to her that I love her. I keep poker faced. She might as well be looking at a cantaloupe, there is so little information in my face, but my heart is beating.
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Puny man can do nothing at all to help or please God Almighty, and Luck is not the hand of God.
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George W. Bush has gathered around him upper-crust C-students who know no history or geography.
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Sometimes I wonder if he wasn't born dead. I never met a man who was less interested in the living. Sometimes I think that's the trouble with the world: too many people in high places who are stone-cold dead.
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Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but the living room in your fortified compound.
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We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should.
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