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What is my definition of jazz? Safe sex of the highest order.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Kurt Vonnegut
Age: 84 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 11
Died: 2007
Died: April 14
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Sometimes I wonder about the Creator of the Universe.
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He became fubar in the classic way, which is to say that he was the victim of a temporary arrangement that became permanent.
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I've got news for Mr. Santayana: we're doomed to repeat the past no matter what. That's what it is to be alive.
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Unfortunately, that still leaves plenty of Americans who don't read much or think much -- who will still be extremely useful in unjust wars. We are sick about that. We did the best we could.
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The Population Reference Bureau predicts that the world's total population will double to 7,000,000,000 before the year 2000. I suppose they will all want dignity, I said.
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Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
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They tell him that there is no why, since the moment simply is and since all of them are trapped in the moment, like bugs in amber.
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I myself grew up when radio was very important. I'd come home from school and turn on the radio. There were funny comedians and wonderful music, and there were plays. I used to pass time with radio.
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There is nothing left of him but curiosity and a pair of eyes.
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The other American divisions on our flanks managed to pull out: We were obliged to stay and fight. Bayonets aren't much good against tanks.
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We're not too young for love, just too young for about everything there is that goes with love.
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So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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Everyone now knows how to find the meaning of life within himself.
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