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And we all vied, in saving face, to be the greatest student of human nature, the person with the quickest sense of humor.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Kurt Vonnegut
Age: 84 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 11
Died: 2007
Died: April 14
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I have no culture, no humane harmony in my brains. I can't live without a culture anymore.
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Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but the living room in your fortified compound.
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Out in the world I go! Muggers! Autograph hounds! Junkies! People with real jobs! Maybe an easy lay! United Nation functionaries and diplomats!
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The only proof he needed for the existance of God was music.
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What the Gospels actually said was: don't kill anyone until you are absolutely sure they aren't well connected.
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Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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The most important message of a crucifix, to me anyway, was how unspeakably cruel supposedly sane human beings can be when under orders from a superior authority.
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I've been living alone for so long, everything about me’s private. I’m surprised anyone’s able to understand a word I say.
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The only way to get anything out of a writer's brains is to leave him or her alone until he or she is damn well ready to write it down.
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I am of course a skeptic about the divinity of Christ and a scorner of the notion that there is a God who cares how we are or what we do.
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Nobody will stop you from creating. Do it tonight. Do it tomorrow. That is the way to make your soul grow.
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My god-life! who can understand eve one little minute of it? 'don't try' he said 'just pretend you understand.
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And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.
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